No Ma'am / Leather Shorts
I don't know about you, but when I think about "leather shorts," I immediately think of my poor kitty box being subjugated to a New England clam bake courtesy of Rachel Ray (or Martha Stewart, if you want to get fancy). Does that sound like a hot mess to you because it most certainly does to me. Unfortunately, the fashion world has not caught on to my lack of interest in roasting the female nether region. In fact, leather shorts are back and are more popular than ever.
Ashley Greene (not that I know who that is) courtesy of JustJared
Honestly, I don't understand it. I mean, let's face the facts here people: the female nether region is not the Sahara and wearing a skin-tight leather bottom is going to create an ecosystem that only your gynecologist will appreciate. Which one of you will brave the potential Monistat remedying threat in the name of fashion?
19 comments:
But you have to admit that Queen Michelle of Kingdom of Style looks AMAZING in hers. Of course, she looks amazing in everything.
Her tops adorable
"The Queen of Farts" bitching and moaning about her va-jay-jay being constricted by leather shorts.
Just incredibly inconsistent for someone who wears in certain images denim shorts that appear as if they are a second skin to be complaining about a material that may be tight enough to put a jiggle in her walk.
i can't say that i love them on everyone but i like leather shorts & pants.
I really like leather skirts, but shorts...hmmm, not sure sure. It's only a certain body shape that can pull this off I think (age irrelevant - shape is everything!). x
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I have never really thought about the ecosystem issue, considering I have never owned a pair of leather shorts - that cracked me up.
To be honest, I like how leather shorts look - but only if you're the waif-y type with no ass, because it'll make you look like you have one. Anyone other than that looks really bad in them and should probably stay away.
Although I am not feeling the shorts in this photo - high waisted leather shorts are just a bad idea all around. It's highlighting the part of the body women are most self-conscious about with leather, which generally makes everyone a good 4 sizes bigger than they actually are.
Basically the point of this (very long) comment was that leather shorts should always be low waist on very skinny chicks who have no ass.
Okay, I kind of see why they suck now that I look at my last sentence.
I had to come back here just to see the anonymous comment. BWAH!
@Anon: I think there's a difference between tight denim shorts and tight jean shorts. Think putting your ass down on leather car seats after parking under the sun...only that happening all day. Plus, when the Queen looks that good with shorts on, she can wear whatever material she chooses.
@ bestmich: I think you meant "leather" instead of denim or jean & thank you : )
@anon #sityourassdown
LOL @ WendyB coming back for anony.
i wonder the same thing about celebs who wear leggings all the time.
I like the look of them, I bought a pair a few months ago but haven't got round to wearing them yet!
i mourn for her kitty. that's a yeast infection waiting to happen!
LOL, hilarious post. You've managed to convince me that leather shorts are a health hazard...they're officially off the want list!
Hey girl, come back to LA anytime! An I can get you the party scene itinerary!
I need one! But I don't find in quebec city :(
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