It's about to be a (what) girl fight / Rihanna's Louboutins
Those are some pretty amazing Louboutin's you've got there. I have yet to see them in store, online or on anyone else's feet for that matter. Were they custom made? I bet they were, for you, being the all important rock star that you are (ooo baby). I must admit, I'm more than jealous -- I'm hateful. While I slave away at my 9-5, you get to frolic and play in El-ey in shoes that probably retail around $1500 USD. Or the cost of you getting your sixteenth tattoo at some nondescript (and now famous) salon in the East Village, New York. And what's worse? Because you're a cele-brat-t, those shoes will never see the light of day and vanish into your ridiculous shoe archive of expensive-as-shit-shoes-I've-only-worn-once. UGH. So please, do the right thing and give those babies to ME.
Off with your head,
The Queen of Hearts