No Ma'am / Leather Shorts
I don't know about you, but when I think about "leather shorts," I immediately think of my poor kitty box being subjugated to a New England clam bake courtesy of Rachel Ray (or Martha Stewart, if you want to get fancy). Does that sound like a hot mess to you because it most certainly does to me. Unfortunately, the fashion world has not caught on to my lack of interest in roasting the female nether region. In fact, leather shorts are back and are more popular than ever.
Ashley Greene (not that I know who that is) courtesy of JustJared
Honestly, I don't understand it. I mean, let's face the facts here people: the female nether region is not the Sahara and wearing a skin-tight leather bottom is going to create an ecosystem that only your gynecologist will appreciate. Which one of you will brave the potential Monistat remedying threat in the name of fashion?